December 2010
29 posts
Chipotle Bad Decisions
Eli: in self-retribution for sending you to chipotle...i, too, decided to make a bad decision there. i feel.........funny.but it is only just
me: omg
what did you get?
Eli: chicken burrito
globular
me: did you get cheeeeeeps?
Eli: no chips. but i did throw down for the guac
me: you gotta
Eli: so good.
and i got the spicy salsa, so, i'm waiting to see how this is all gonna....affect me...
me: LOL
legit LOL
oops
Eli: haahahahahahahahah well i may be LOL out my other end in a few hours....if i'm not being too subtle....
me: LOOOLLLLL
OH NOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
can i quote you on that ?
i am giggling
out loud
not even trying to hide it
Eli: totes
Cooking With Glitter →
Today at work, I read this blog. No, like, all of it. Love it so much. Funny, naughty anecdotes accompanied by hilarious little cartoons, and some good looking recipes that I will definitely try. Check it out, bitches!
TREX POO: 12/21/10, 4:50pm-4:57pm
Eli: i'm driving to nashville (from home, not from here) for new years, and my mom insists i get back home on new years day.
which is just ridiculous
me: how far is that drive?
Eli: i'm sure i'm gonna roll in at like 8pm covered in vomit and t-rex poo
me: far/long
Eli: only 2 hours
me: LOL
TREX POO
Eli: that's gonna be my drink of choice NYE2k11
TREX POO
they can take away 4 loko
but NEVER TREX POO!
me: LOL
I'M BLATANTLY LOLing
Eli: hahahahahahahahahaa!
me: what IS trex poo?
Eli: ummm....
poop from a T-Rex...?
i don't make it
i jus' drank it
me: LOL
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eli: HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
me: this convo is going somewhere
Eli: somewhere.....steamy (GETITTREXPOO?!?!?!)
me: HOTSTEAMYPOOPOO
FROMATREX
Eli: YESssssssssssssssssssss
me: by far, one of the more ridiculous showings of a conversation
Eli: Hee-Hee
me: alright! outtie!
Eli: Peeeace!
me: love and light, bitch
#gchat #afternooncrazychats #EliBranson
“No ma’am, I’m not playing you for a fool.”
– Overheard at work
#workquotes
“Disabled inter-racial lesbians with an African kicker?!”
– Modern Family
i haven't been interesting
i’m just a re-posting fool and that is lame.
i smell a new year’s resolution!
Do I Love My Wife? An Investigative Report →
How do I love thee? I love thee with serotonin produced by my raphe Nuclei. I love thee with testosterone receptors deep in my hypothalamus. I love thee with dopamine that floods my primitive lizard brain. Actually, I hope I love my wife with all my major brain parts — but who knows? The truth is, I don’t know how I love her. That’s the whole point of today’s experiment. We’ll see.
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Waking Up From the Pill →
Incredible article on the Pill. Wow, it’s done wonders, huh?
Medications don’t usually have their own black-tie events—there aren’t galas for antibiotics, or chemotherapy, or blood thinners—but the Pill, after all, is so much more than just a pill. It’s magic, a trick of science that managed in one fell swoop to wipe away centuries of female oppression, overly exhausting baby-making, and...